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So lately I have been focused more on quick escalation game. Mostly because I have been on the road 10 of the last 11 weekends. I think I’ve been in LA for the weekend once in 3 months. So I am all about trying to escalate for SNLs and in the club sex. My experimentation has led to a bunch of one night stands, but a complete failure to have sex in the venue. Until last night.
Brad P posted about a friend of his who could get blowjobs in clubs all the time by asking girls if they wanted to watch him “take care of himself.” So for kicks I had been field-testing this, and complaining that it didn’t work, because for the first 100 some times the girls just laughed. Then Savoy told me he talked to Brad and he said the key was to look for sexual looking lone wolves and wait for them by the bathroom. Kind of creepy. He also said that a lot of the time they just watch him jerk it. So it still sounded iffy but at least a little less so.
Last night as the Vancouver BC is ending I find myself in line next to a girl, and she gives me a look. I say: “Don’t worry I won’t be too long I’m just going to take care of myself. You wanna watch?”
She says yes and we go into the bathroom together, I actually had to pee though so I did with her in there and then I try to escalate and leave. Turns out she was an obstacle in a set a student was working. It’s around 2 so we round everyone up and start to debrief, we go outside of the club (Republic in case you’re wondering where this took place) and she happens to be out too smoking with TenMagnet.
I run some huge cock game including the term hitting her in the face with a frozen rope… she leaves by saying “Maybe I’ll see you in a bathroom sometime”. I immediately recognize this as buying signal, and wait for her to go before I too head inside. I find her at the table with her friends who inform me that she’s gay and drunk. She had previously told me she had not been drinking and as a drunk guy I can tell when people are drunk.
I grab the girl by the arm and drag her to the bathroom, telling her friend that it is my job to drag her away and her job to stop me: credit Savoy. We get to the bathroom line and I make out with her on a pinball machine then in a dark storeroom before we get in line for the bathroom. Her friend re-appears and tells me she is going home with her. I agree, and say we are just going to the bathroom. The door opens and my girl and the obstacle have a discussion as to who is going home with whom before the obstacle starts to leave and I go into the bathroom with the girl. Shove against the wall and removal of bottoms ensues. I try to go for the gold but I end up with a bathroom BJ.
So far the masturbate watch technique is 1 for about a hundred, but the amount of effort almost makes it worth it. Plus it’s one of those things that show you are just fucking with the set if they don’t take it. I have yet to get a bad reaction from that line.
April 19th, 2008 at 2:15 am
Amazing. Link to any of Brad P’s stories using this technique?