How to make sure your SMS/Texts get replied to by the girls you want

Carla Bruni is one of the world’s most beautiful women. Nicolas Sarkozy is less beautiful. What secrets can we learn from a man punching seriously above his weight?

Hillary Clinton may not be quite your ideal woman, and perhaps you’re not as easily swayed by the idea of plump brunettes and tobacco products as the big man himself. But while sadly he chose politics over a lifestyle that would have put Hugh Hefner to shame, every man can learn something useful in the dating arena from Pimpin’ Bill C.

A smart guy just assumes that his logic MUST be “right”… so he just keeps on thinking harder and harder about it.

But when success doesn’t happen, it really starts to become a burden.

“I am so into you that I’m nervous - in fact, I’m already imagining you as my potential next girlfriend or wife, or at least a one-night stand.”