Getting All the Relevant Information About Girls
Tuesday
Apr 1, 2008
April 1, 2008
I remember reading this article almost three years ago today on Bristol Lair. For some reason, it wasn’t there the next day, but I emailed Magnus, and he gave me a special copy to help us welcome in the beautiful month of April…
An important step to take before meeting a girl is Information
Gathering. This is where you find out as much about the girl you are
interested in as possible.
So you’ve seen the girl you like. Maybe she works at the same company,
you attend the same classes together, or you just see her on the train
every morning. You have to be close to her to be able to get the
information necessary for attracting her so you’ll have to follow her.
A safe distance to follow is somewhere between 20 and 30 meters. This
will allow you to keep track of where she is going yet give you enough
time to hide if you think she might see you. You don’t want to spoil
the big surprise of meeting her for the first time just yet. Of course
this distance can vary depending on the environment, whether you are
in a busy crowd or in an empty car park.
Once you’ve observed her for a while you will know her basic routine.
Where she works, lives, shops and goes to the gym. When you know these
basic things you can find more detailed information quite easily.
Going through her bin will give you valuable clues about her diet and
even financial and personal information from things such as disgarded
bank statement.
Once you have the girls address and bank statement you’ll be able to
find her phone number quite easily. This is the moment for the first
call. Don’t be nervous though because you don’t have to talk to her.
Call her up, make sure to hide your number or call from a pay phone.
You’ll be able to listen to her voice which will help you feel more
relaxed when you first meet her.
If you are able to, send her some text messages or e-mails to really
build the excitement. Let her know that you’ve been watching her and
that you love all kinds of things about her; the cereal she eats for
breakfast and the type of stores she shops in. Don’t let her know your
name just yet, keep it a secret. If you really want to ramp up the
excitement then tell her what you would like to do with her when you
first meet.
Now that you’ve built enough excitement it’s time to meet your dream
girl. Choose a place where you won’t be disturbed during the big
moment. Car parks, outside the gym in the evening or in the park are
good spots. Make sure you bring a big bunch of flowers and prepare a
speech telling her what you’ve been doing for the past six months.
Expect a very emotional response.
Dr Luuuuurvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve
Author: Posted by the Grow Your Game Editor - Travis. 
Comments
Mike Lehmann
April 1st, 2008 at 10:02 am
I field tested this. It works great. I tried so many things that didn’t work for me, but your technique is just awesome.
I stalked her for a month, and the big day worked just perfectly. She was so emotional, I practically had to rape her. Best (and my only) sex, ever. This bitch loves me so much now, she promised to tell everyone about what we did. Awesome, with this reputation I can get any girl I want now.
Thank you Dr. Lurve, finally I can feel like a real man. You are my God.
Mike
Anarcoplayba
April 1st, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Dude… April Fool’s day should be a prank to the one who READS, not for the one who gets stalked!
MunichHawk
April 1st, 2008 at 2:21 pm
LOL!!!!
Be carefull with advice like this. Someone might take that serious.
;-D ;-D
VashTheStampede
June 13th, 2009 at 10:02 am
That is the most messed up advice ever weve moved out of the neandrathal age com join us.